Stripes across the crotch.

Take a long, hard look at this picture. Do you know what you're looking at? If you answered "the current state of America," then you'd be correct. See that round boy with a hat? See that dumbass kid who broke a chair, then tried to sit in it again? Yes, they are our future. Our camo-pantsed, doughnut gorging, gravitationally inept future. Excited? I know I am.

Also, 5 _____ and I flipped each other off for over 30 minutes last night. Jealous much?