Sunday, May 25, 2008

Cozy interlude.

Ridiculous blogging has reached fever pitch. In response, I've decided to let Pig write this entry.

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Profound, no? Indeed, this entry took him a full 3 minutes to type out. 'Tis true. He's quite the tired now after a most taxing endevour. He has since decided to take a nappy nap to the lull of Ben Gibbard.

Monday, May 5, 2008

Would you like some bread? Would you like some bread?

Restaurants ravaged: 2
Distance between restaurants (in miles): 1.3
Deep fried onions devoured: 3
Calories consumed: 6630 (+ bread, entrees, and dessert)
Trips to the bathroom: 3
Biffs met: 1
Existential elevators: Let's talk about this.
Conversations-over-the-head: 17.3
Turn to the left: MEDIAN! MEDIAN! POLE!
Date for The Second Bi-Annual OnionFest Oh-Eight: TBD

Thanks The First Bi-Annual OnionFest Oh-Eight participants for a fantastic evening!