Would you like some bread? Would you like some bread?

Restaurants ravaged: 2
Distance between restaurants (in miles): 1.3
Deep fried onions devoured: 3
Calories consumed: 6630 (+ bread, entrees, and dessert)
Trips to the bathroom: 3
Biffs met: 1
Existential elevators: Let's talk about this.
Conversations-over-the-head: 17.3
Turn to the left: MEDIAN! MEDIAN! POLE!
Date for The Second Bi-Annual OnionFest Oh-Eight: TBD

Thanks The First Bi-Annual OnionFest Oh-Eight participants for a fantastic evening!