SMMG's presents:
The First Bi-Annual Onionfest Oh-Eight.
We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about. That's not a bee, that's a bear in a bee costume. This is my euphemism, Stephan.
Monday, April 21, 2008
Monday, April 7, 2008
The players are trying to get the booty.
Ineffective conversation of the day:
Choice Cuts: My dad played in the Davis Cup.
Ginger: Yeah right.
Overly ineffective conversation of the day:
As they stop each other next to Phillips.
Non-descript Asian Boy: You're such a stalker.
Non-descript North Faced Girl: You're such a stalker.
Long pause. Part ways.
Choice Cut logic:
Asian 1 searching for his size in a pair of women's shorts in Sears + Asian 1 attempting to find a proper fit in Boy's 8-13 gym shorts + a drastic craving for pineapple = Asian 1 is pregnant
Choice Cuts: My dad played in the Davis Cup.
Ginger: Yeah right.
Overly ineffective conversation of the day:
As they stop each other next to Phillips.
Non-descript Asian Boy: You're such a stalker.
Non-descript North Faced Girl: You're such a stalker.
Long pause. Part ways.
Choice Cut logic:
Asian 1 searching for his size in a pair of women's shorts in Sears + Asian 1 attempting to find a proper fit in Boy's 8-13 gym shorts + a drastic craving for pineapple = Asian 1 is pregnant
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