Whatever you do, DON'T buy more cornbread.

Observations:
- Everyone and their mom is coming out of the woodwork with random, strange, and hardly spiritual gifts these days.
- Rachel is graduating. For real. Smile, give her a hug, and get excited as hell.
- Mr. Index is on sick leave now!
- Can Natasha please come to the registers?
- Hare Krishnas find Catherine and me LOL funny.
- If it's organically grown, it's Carrboro! If it's locally owned it's Carrboro!
- Panties = titillating.
- Vera Bradley has successfully taken over the known world.
- I'm receiving a special surprise from my Harris Teeter lover after he returns from Serena van der Woodsen's vagina.
- In Jonathan's absence, Catherine has taken over his dictatorship as Body Nazis. Yes, it's singular, Catherine insists there's a silent "s." Heil, mein Führer!
- Mexicans! Unite!
- As an addendum: Nick hasn't gotten fat - don't let you-know-who convince you otherwise.
- I wish I could say that we didn't have to get back into Fallon's car. But, we do.
- Don't lie, Zach. You don't have anything else to do.
- Giving pennies to little black children is NOT okay.
- Neither is buying Warm Vanilla Sugar body gel from BBWs with belts for sleeves.
- Where the hell is Natasha?
- When we don't go to New York City for New Years, we won't go ice skating. Some people will. We'll film it, post it on YouTube, and title it "Gingers Falling Down."
- Nurrrhhh! Deeeyhhh! Every Villian Is Lemons.
- I love my roomie.

Goodnight.