Friends. It is of my highest pleasure to inform you all that I just enjoyed an evening fugged-out with pure, unadulterated (almost slutty) Sinbad bliss. Don't share my enthusiasm? Well you can if you heed these three easy-to-follow steps:
1. Drop whatever meaningless activity you're currently preoccupied with and peace out to your nearest movie retailer.
2. Rent First Kid on VHS. Yes, VHS. You want the full 90s experience. Plus, I don't think it's even available on DVD or Blu-Ray.
3. After returning home, dust off the old VCR and pop in the single, greatest hour and forty-one minutes you'll ever experience in your once-trivial lives.
Also, making your own popcorn is easier than you think! Consequently, so is losing the need for a certain M.J. Mlot to attend your social gatherings. Just kidding! LOLZ!
In other news, Catherine has just ripped out a knot in her hair. TB? Could be. According to a certain mother of mine, it's enjoying a resurgence among the Russians.
Also, if you haven't already heard - which I'm sure you already have - keep an eye peeled for YTV. The rumored line-up includes Barefoot Contessa, The Sinbad Show, Gossip Girl, and Touching Kids with Barney: The Series. And if that's not enough to incite your unwavering interest, then brace yourself for YTV's Emmy-guaranteed gem: Thirsty Thursdays with Clem-Clem. If you're itching for an hours worth of cocktail-downing, revolutionary-musing, alpaca-hugging, ginger-smirking fun - then you'd be tuned into the right place. And in the extremely-likely event that Thirsty Thursdays gets canceled before the credits for the first episode even roll - then watch out for the more readily understood: Get Shitfaced with Jonathan which will still air on Thursdays. About the same time as IV. Duh.
Who dat ninja? Is that in Newport?
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First Kid is hella amazing.
Great blog name
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