Tuesday, December 4, 2007

You're all invited to my werewolf bar mitzvah.

Yeah, hi. As Cat Klaw observed, it is a new era. Down with intellectualism. Down with decent GPAs. Down with Stefano and Domenico's tired ad campaign. Off with your head! Can't wait to go to the mall!

Just kidding, but seriously - please, come enjoy the vino from my mind grapes. That is, unless you really want to keep reading excerpts from translated Russian.

3 comments:

Brittany said...

Polling the audience here...

Will Jonathan's mind grapes most likely be
a) sweet?
b) sour?
c) "seedy"?
d) all of the above

Unknown said...

e) mouthwatering.

Anonymous said...

f) raisins