Thursday, February 7, 2008

Verbal cellulite and a giant sex wall.

So to keep myself from fashioning my One Card into a razor blade and putting an end to the gout-induced boredom of my one o'clock - I've decided to blog. Currently, I'm sititng next to the better half of W.A.M. - AIM-musing at how the word "bitch" in all caps makes it that much more aggressive. bitch. BITCH. See?

Hm... listy list:
- I got a new haircut. Camel got it first. Actually, Ginger got it first and then gave it to Camel. He's shaping us all in his image. There's a joke somewhere about not following Fidel's example and keeping his Body Nazi regime, but I'm not feeling witty.
- There is plenty of Love in my desk drawers.
- Entourage is close to perfection.*
- Josh Weinstein is a lightweight pen-stealing fuckface.
- Democracy Now? Democracy later, I have to pee.

*It would be perfection is Sinbad had a cameo.

2 comments:

Brittany said...

Camel went first. Remember? Remember Pig's brother in the sink before J's hair was added? Glad you've got the love.

Abby said...

Gout-induced boredom is probably the worst. But then again, you aren't in my class. Self-important grad student may be just as bad.