Reading List

So far I have read (more or less in this order):

- Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now! - Theodor Geisel

- Twilight - Stephenie Meyer (Guilty pleasure!)

- The Futures of Feminist Criticism: A Diary - Susan Stanford Friedman

- Caged Wisdom - George Bluth, Sr.

- Δημοκρατία - Plato (In the original Greek. Of course.)

- Goodbye, Arms - EArnest Hemingway (Yes, EArnest Hemingway is Ernest Hemingway's lesser known half-brother, twice removed.)

- Soy Hating Tweens - Boethius

- The Act of Marriage (Revised) - Tim LaHaye

- Commentary on the Commentary on Boethius ‘On the Trinity’ - Helena Bonham Carter

- All of The Hellenistic Philosophers - Long & Sedley (I don't do "various bits.")

- The Tyger Voyage - Richard Adams (Considered Adams' true masterpiece.)

- The Qur'an - Allah

- Thomas Aquinas. (Yeah. All of him. It was okay.)

- Beyond Good and Evil - Friedrich Nietzsche

- How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read - Pierre Bayard

- Singularities in Collapsing Stars and Expanding Universes - Stephen Hawking

Right now I am reading:

- The Brothers Grimm - Fyodor Dostoevsky

- Latin? Greek? Child's Play. Have You TRIED Reading An Asian Language? - Ho Chi Min

- I Had Some Pizza For Lunch - W.H. Ocares

- I Think I Found Us A House - Wendy Canou Skypenext (?)

- - Adrastos (So unreal, it supercedes a title.)

- True Pretentiousness - N.R. Williams

- Selected Poems - T.S. Eliot

Aclsusstehrfauctk.

Stop taking good pictures and slapping them on Flickr accounts. Everyone needs to just calm. Down.

If any of you put "metallic" for number six, I'm gonna be really upset.

I have many delightful things to look forward to over the next few months. These include:
- Wearing my new rain boots
- Acting a fool at the sold-out Ratatat concert
- Shoving Insomnia Cookies in my facehole
- Not regretting Halloween
- Camel, Tugboat, and Sal's return from abroad
- Becoming more proficient in Korean
- The Third Tri-Annual Onion-Fest Oh-Eight
- Concocting the Perfect Chicken Noodle Soup
- And of course, Joseph and Heather's Wilkesboro Bananza

What'cha got on that puppy? It was traumatic for everyone involved.

Stick it in your facehole.

Yes, I'll have a decaf water with organic ice.

I present to you: Pig in a Blanket.


Actually, I lied. It's a towel. Pig in a Towel. He says: "Who wants to take care of me while Jonathan is drafted into the Korean Army?" I'm just playing, but seriously - Pig needs a home while I'm abroad. Any takers?

Hey there, Sailor. Did you just step off the S.S. Fabulous?

The Second Tri-Annual OnionFest Oh-Eight Formerly Known As The Second Bi-Annual OnionFest Oh-Eight is coming. Is your stomach ready?

Cozy interlude.

Ridiculous blogging has reached fever pitch. In response, I've decided to let Pig write this entry.

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Profound, no? Indeed, this entry took him a full 3 minutes to type out. 'Tis true. He's quite the tired now after a most taxing endevour. He has since decided to take a nappy nap to the lull of Ben Gibbard.